I wish that i could post this sign on my street. Now, i'm not one of those people who hates children altogether (i'm not that old yet). I'm the kind of person who hates parents of evil children who give nice kids a bad rap. The kids on my street aren't bad... its just that they are allowed to roam the street doing what they want, leaving toys wherever they happen to loose interest in it.
All to often i see a kid acting like a stupid brat, and it takes everything i have not to punch the parent (be it mother or father) in the face. I find it hilarious when the parent knows their child won't listen to them, yet still feels the need to scream at their child to behave... regardless of how public a place it is.
One night i was getting some stuff out of my car, and a neighbor boy screamed at me from an open window in his house. Yes, I jumped. He scared the shit out of me. The best part was
then hearing his mother yet, at the top of her lungs, for the baby to 'shut up'. I can't imagine that the woman forgot that all the windows in her house were open, and that pretty much anyone on our street could hear her yelling at her child. It was a very white trash sort of moment... It made me laugh on the inside... as well as die a little bit knowing that that sort of person lives on my street. Maybe thats just what happens when you have two children from different men before reaching 20 years old (and despite looking 13!)
I've gotten off topic, again, deal with it... it'll happen alot. So, parents.... fucking raise your children the right way. If you cant fucking do it, call Suppernanny and be embarrased in front of the entire nation. And for god's sake, if you fail at raising one child, dont have more! Stop procreating!
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